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BTW: This was a Rat thread, not a dog thread.
WTF? What's wrong with Deuce and Heidi?!?! Sure, they're like having 2 other adults in the house... but, they like you. SOB! Before you come over...
Rick mentioned that. Something about buying red rider bb guns and some beer and going on a sniper mission in my backyard. I figured firing my...
The slap in the face was this: after nailing the smaller one this AM, I called my 90 lb, alligator-head, police-line bred, male Doberman over to...
I mean Rats! In my backyard! Friday night, went to open the grill and there's one inside, sitting in the bottom, where all the drippings fall....
Why don't you strip all the vinyl stipes off your SRT4 and wind it around a rim... Better yet, talk to Moe about peeling his sticker off his...
You can kiss my animal, but I ain't lettin' you eat it!
First, he's a fellow SRT4 guy... hmmmm.... Second, blowfish? You's already a sucka!
AIDS had to come from somewhere, right?!?!
Hal you're aleady a fruit... 1/2 way there buddy! Sorry, that's Ryan's cousin's job... and yes, Ryan humps his cousin. So do I... maybe...
It must be a good lube!
Ryan likes poo spread on his chest.
Why... why would you say that?!?! Fixed Umm... Markus, you missed somethin' homie. Figures Dave would know what it is.
I'd likely be a dog. For the simple fact that the wife never thinks I do enough... layin' around, eating, shitting, doing nothing productive......
Yep... Ryan's the only guy known to man that can get you a hook-up and screw you at the same time! LMAO!!!
Like the title states: If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why?
Wow. Dave... very analytical and accurate! I applaude you Sir! Ryan's a horn-dog... I mean, horn-burrito.
John, here's the story. Ryan said he had a connection to get this done. The price was great, but still alot of $$$, regardless. We backed-out....
Of course it was (not) serious! Rick freakin' tanked it jsut to be a prick! He told me so!
I agree. If this connection doesn't pull through for us, he should get a "visit" from a pissed-off SEAL and 2 Federal Agents... and an old retired...