A bleach blonde walks into a bar and has a duck on a leash. She walks up to the bar and says I will have a beer and a wiskey for my friend. The...
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third was a chemist, and the...
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood .... 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch...
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it....
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can...
Vids from the autocross we had yesterday. shot from outside the car. http://www.webridestv.com/showvideo.aspx?video=157738 Shot from on...
Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy your day!!! :band::band::band:
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you...
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you...
St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the...
a lonely woman goes to animal shelter and picks up an old schnauzer to keep her company but the dog is nearly deaf. so she takes him to the vet....
Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? Because it was all in vein. Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? It had...
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says" You'll have to leave, we don't serve food here." Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was...
a piece of rope walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve rope here". so the piece of rope...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out...
These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "Okay. You start at the...
a man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the holy land. while they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. the undertaker told...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him...
Happy Birthday T :maddy: :band::band::band::band:
[IMG] Its getting close to that time and there are lots of families that cant get any gifts to there kids each year due to hard times, at some...
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