1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a...
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire While we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have...
She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently...
YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID. These people prove it is a terminal condition. As always, competition this year has been keen. The winners this year...
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!...
Pedro Was Driving Down The Street In A Sweat Because He Had An Important Meeting And Couldn't Find A Parking Place. Looking Up Toward Heaven, He...
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she...
These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second...
Wahoo!!! you have a dirty mind for thinking like that come on it Valentines day!! Get you head out of the gutter. This is the one day of the...
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen,...
these pics are from my Coworker Matts Camera [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]...
http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7/TNOTW.htm watch and read it. personnally seeing the Wall is is very moving. Thank you vets who gave...
Would one of you guys be able to make a harness bar for an SRT-4 ive tried a couple of places and they dont make them anymore im trying to...
Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips for 2008! For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next...
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her...
Thanks Mike for taking photos these are really great!!! :worthy: [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img]
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon..... This will boggle your mind and will keep you...
Basic car modification for the track We wouldn't recommend any changes to the car for the first few outings. You may not even like it. If you...
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand....
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