One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans....
A 6-year-old and 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year-old "I think it's about time we started cussing."...
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said,...
The Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money....
A young man wanted to purchase a Christmas gift for his new sweetheart, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he...
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother . 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But...
Polite Way To Pee.. During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question:...
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" 'Yes.. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'...
DCR modded Stage 3r w/toys and bolt-ons. whitefwdsm (my husband) has his own and now I have my own :thumb2: [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG] [IMG]...
So I work for a insurance company and out of all the claims that I have delt with in the past two and a half years this was the first claim with a...
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New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets over 60 I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too...
A guy took his girlfriendto her first football game. They had great seats right behind theirteam's bench. After the game, he asked her how...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but...
This is so very true! http://www.citizenlink.org/Stoplight/A000005834.cfm?eafref=1
Hey all I am new here. My husband told me about this forum as he has already joined he is whitefwdsm. We own a 05 Dodge SRT-4.
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