Markus, have you flipped it yet? we worry when we don't know post from hospital
Brilliant use of Haiku. Nominated for best overall Haiku in the thread.
naturally flirty but a bit cranky at times lone haiku chick here
no try at a flip he's postponed death for a day no organs shut down
Markus is the Haiku police. He has 85 posts in this thread and has not f'd up one Haiku and has corrected 57 others mistakes. That dude pays...
Forget the clap thing, it is too hard to count your claps. Just use your fingers like Kym but make sure that two of them don't stick together....
Haiku police again. OMG this is the funniest thread ever. Seriously, we can sell this sh!t.
Haiku police
No sh!t. Something is going on with Markus. He went on that vacation, sent us one picture (of the girlfrienator), promised us more and never...
If you insist, but I not paying for it. Friday is the day He backflips it right or dies Flip it right Markus
OK, best 7-line of any Haiku in the thread so far.
Just wanted to be sure that you weren't getting your Haiku's out of some erotic Japanese alternative lifestyle poetry book. Turns out you're just...
Like Erik said, very few 18" will fit. I do not believe that you will find that Torque Thrusts fit. If you find some that do, let me know. I am...
Read posts #136 to #146. These guys are having an intelligent conversation in nothing but Haiku, without missing a syllable. This is fukking genius!
Anybody mind If I publish your Haiku Become filthy rich? You guys spend another two weeks spewing this brilliant poetry. We'll recap the...
LOL, you just made me spit my beer all over the PC. That's funny.
That's more like it - forgot all about that other picture. Now, let me print some of these pictures and I will be back in a little bit. I've got...
OK man, enough's enough. He has worse than that?
Thats funny. Who posted that picture? That sucks. I've seen pictures of the fat chicks but for some reason, that one is extra sick. It...
You fukkers are nuts Bitch about the ghay thread yet Haiku out the ass OK, I am hooked. I thought the Markus Island thread was a good idea...
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