Eastlake Bday and Moe gets spanked

Luis: thanks to you and your family, my family had a great time at your daughter's bday party today. It was a pleasure meeting everyone... they made us all feel like family. Very nice folks. The food was aweomse as well.Thanks again.

BTW: According to Drew, he blew Moe's doors off after the party.

 

Sorry I couldn't make it guys. I got screwed into working today. 12 hour...bleeechhh.

It's not even my duty day!!!

 

Oh, BTW #2: Ryan promised Luis he'd show 2 weeks ago and ended up stiffing Luis and his little daughter... thanks Ryan... you're officially a douche bag again.

 

Sorry for not showing up Luis. My mom is in town for three days, doesn't drink, and is scared of drunk TJ style Mexicans shooting guns in the air and beating stuffed animals with bats!! LOL

 

ROTGLMAO!!! There was a mysterious absence of the 'mexican sin puppet'.

 

ryan had it at home and was beating it himself....

 

You keep trying to call me out, "BALLSWEATLICKER" and you know why I didn't make it. I took my kids to Disneyland.............I will hookup with HOTBUNS69 later this coming week:good:

 

Funny you would say that! I just finished thinking about Jason (THE BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN SWALLOW CHAMPION THREE YEARS RUNNING) not even 5 minutes ago......................

 

LOL. Another thread jacked in true "EQ" fashion.

I figured Moe got spanked by someone yesterday. That is his M.O. ...Get it? Moe=M.O. :laugh:

Anyway, I had an awesome time yesterday as well. My daughter asked me after the party. "Daddy who were alll those older guys?" So I had to explain, well the little guy that looks like daddy when I get a haircut, Is Jason, the tall white guy is his grandfather, and the tall black guy was the Candyman, from that early 90's movie.

In all seriousness, thanks to everyone that MADE it to my baby's b-day party. Next year it will definately be at my house, in my my fully landscaped/hardscaped backyard.

 

the tall white guy is his grandfather........... must be talking about drew!!!! dahahahahaha

 

I guess I just got the jump on him... he looked like he was catching up... maybe it was because I let off the gas...Lol! Actually he did churp in third which was pretty impressive.

 

Weren't YOU the one that said something to the effect that "Us Mexicans don't forget birthdays, names, etc.?!!?" Hmmm... funny, because you didn't even show for the party! So what good does this memory and committment (if you can call it that) do if you don't show?!?! Douchebag.

LMAO! Ryan, you'd have had a good time you jerkoff... but you likely didn't even go to Disneyland and instead were busy finishing your closet with the wife hovering over you with a cast iron pan.

LMAO!!!

Who else looks 80 but acts 40?!?!

I'm beginning to think that you have a curse on Moe.

 

LMAO! Ryan, you'd have had a good time you jerkoff... but you likely didn't even go to Disneyland and instead were busy finishing your closet with the wife hovering over you with a cast iron pan.

Im beginning to think that you have a curse on Moe.[/QUOTE]

Ya, by the paper and tuner, he should be taking me out easily... must be the driver...

 

Ya, by the paper and tuner, he should be taking me out easily... must be the driver...[/QUOTE]

Shit, I better run MOE next time.......................................:kiss:

 

Shit, I better run MOE next time.......................................:kiss:[/QUOTE]

Historical fact would dictate that once your predator is in that you should smash him... its seems that with Moe, the more mods he gets, the slower he becomes!

*Watch: I'll race him someday and he'll kick my ass.

 

Historical fact would dictate that once your predator is in that you should smash him... its seems that with Moe, the more mods he gets, the slower he becomes!

*Watch: I'll buttrub him someday and he'll lick my ass.[/QUOTE]

I'd pay a dollar to watch that................................................:drool::kiss::blush::crying:

 

Shit, I better run MOE next time.......................................:kiss:[/QUOTE]

Well... if you would ever show up to one of our get togethers, you would have a much better chance....

 

*Watch: I'll race him someday and he'll lick my ass.[/QUOTE]


Uh.... OK....

 

Hmmm. It seems that Ryan's absence at the b-day party may be pushing me up in the ranks of the EQ, right past him. :whistle:

 

It would take a lot of puckers to push you past me "ONE BITE BURRITO CHAMP"! Don't think because you won an SRT jacket at the SF you have special rights aside from voting.........................