Bud True Story: "The Brown T-Shirt"

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  1. Bud

    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    So we're getting ready to travel out to the desert to do some land warfare training. A buddy of mine named Scott who I have known all my life, and who I work with shows up at my house prior to our departure. He says "Hey Rick, do you have a brown t-shirt I can borrow to wear under my uniform?". I say "sure buddy, go grab one out of my room". Soon after the entire class meets up at work and we transit the 3 hours out to our desert warfare training facility. Once we get there we do a "Camp in Brief" (all the do's and don'ts while we're out there") in the large classroom. So we're in the classroom and it's kinda hot in there so we all take of our cammi shirt tops. Someone starts laughing and points at Scott and say's "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??" I look over at Scott and apparantly he didn't grab a brown t-shirt out of a drawer... grabbed my "catch rag" from beside my bed. Now, this was when I was single, so there's no telling how long it had been there. Let's just say it looked like a tie dye shirt the Grateful Dead would have been proud of. This shirt could have stood up on its own! And to make it even funnier, it had my name stenciled across the front and back. BOY....was he fucking pissed. The entire class stood there laughing at him in my load laden t-shirt!!!!
     
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  2. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    And here it is in all its spooge-laced glory! ROTGLMAO!!! :usflag:
     
  3. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    hahahahahahahaaha....thats freaking awesome...

    the butt exam one was funnier...but this was quite amusing as well hahahaha
     
  4. Begood

    Begood Mopar's kick Ass!

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    Damn, a cum coated shirt.:rofl:

    Bill.
     
  5. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    OMGLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's the funniest shiat ever, beats the other two stories hands down!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Dude... lost a little Dew on the keyboard on that one... Lol! Guess he'll lern to follow instructions a little better next time.
     
  7. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Only Rick, gentlemen... only Rick.
     
  8. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    omfg, that is too damn funny dude! i wouldnt talk to you ever again if i was that dude. i can only imagine how he was sweating in that shit, your dead babies were warming up and mixing with his sweat....omfg....i need to forget this shit in a hurry.
     
  9. SRTLUVR

    SRTLUVR Detailing "Go-to" Guy

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    Holy. shit. Now that's fuckin funny!!!!! Damn man.......LOL!!!!
    Chase
     
  10. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    Ricky,

    I have a brown shirt you can borrow anytime! :surprise:
     
  11. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    You guys need to use white, it won't show as much lol!
     
  12. Bud

    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    You would think so...but, ironically it turns it to a yellowish color over time! hehe
     
  13. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    LMAO!! Wash bro, put it in the wash for the love of God, lol!!
     
  14. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    What?!?! Are you serious?!?! You don't wash a catch rag! WTF are you thinking?!?!
     
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    master_1011 The Man.

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    Thats why you use the sock. Nobody wants to borrow a sock....
     
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    TheSickness 1/2 Man 1/2 Amazing !

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    You think so huh :locked::hmm:
     
  17. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Well you certainly don't leave them laying around for a friend to pick up and wear, that's for sure!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mouth:
     
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    i bet it looked like momo's leapord print panties
     
  19. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    THOSE are what I want to see, or at least hear the story about!! The infamous panties!!
     
  20. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Forget the shirt or a sock, I'm getting me one of those BT Catch Cans!! How much do they hold again, lol!:headspin: