WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be Confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in High-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young woman wedged her foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty," she said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, she emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of "broke" do you not understand?
Driving with Dad! A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday afternoon he would take his 7-year old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to rescue and said that she would take their daughter out When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her father. "Well," the father said "Did you enjoy your ride with Mommy?" "Oh yes, Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single asshole or stupid shithead" like you and I do.... Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it???
