When Grandma goes to court...

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

    She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

    The defense attorney nearly died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
    'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
     
  2. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    haha, classic.
     
  3. Haedes

    Haedes Bad Ass

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    Good stuff :rofl2:
     
  4. SRTLUVR

    SRTLUVR Detailing "Go-to" Guy

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    That's some funny chit man!
    Chase
     
  5. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    yea i pulled it our of my old jokes folder that i had back from the "D"
    i figure we all need a good laugh!!!!
     
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    cherbear Supporting Member

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    :rofl: You have a joke folder too Nevin! hahaha
     
  7. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    yup i just spread them out.
    except i lost alot of them when the District went down
    i didnt save alot of them.