Our boss isn’t playing with a full deck… WANTED A few forum aces to join us as forum liaison / product knowledge and sales for HAMMER AUTOMOTIVE INC. Must be strong in all four suits Writing Vehicle equipment operations and applications Sales/customer service. General computer skills, emails etc. Your trump card is your writing ability. To stay informed of your assigned forum, related posts and know when to show your cards... Along with your excellent selling skills, product knowledge of HAMMER products and cars in general you will ace the competition with your ability to effectively communimicate with the forum body as a whole. This is a part time role requiring you to maintain a constant monitor of your assigned forum but do so in between serving drinks and dancing for tips.. These positions pay approx. $ 50.00 to $100.00 per week depending on the forum. Jokers need not apply! If interested please answer the following skill testing questions using 50 words or less per question. Submit your answers in a P.M. to me including your real name, address and phone number along with a brief description of your work history and/or related experience. Q; Why did they test it with the hood open? Q: Write a love letter to your AIRHAMMER… Q; An alien race has landed on the planet, tell us how you are going to sell them an AIRHAMMER. Q; Describe the AIRHAMMER in non-automotive terms using an Irish accent. Q; What is the maximum terminal velocity of a HEMI ENGINE 5.7 not 6.1 dropped from orbit. And for bonus points...Q; What is the bra cup size of the large end of an AIRHAMMER? REALLY SMALL PRINT… [FONT="]NOTE; Winners may have their answers published in this post.[/FONT] [FONT="]Submissions must be received before March 15th 2008.[/FONT]
i would apply for this but i have none of those qualities...except for the computer skills hahahaha besides i'd scare off more people than i'd help! hahahahaha
i would throw my hat into the ring although i would end up saying "the AFE for cost and the airhammer for looks." quite a bit. i have installed 4 of them to date on forum buddies cars. i also dont have a life at work other than to cruise multiple forums. i would need a raise though....100 a week works out to be like 35 cents an hour.
the hood was up becasue the friggin first air cleaner looked like it was off of a jet airplane!!! hahahahaha hell, i have no clue, just trying to remember that picture i saw on lxf sooooo long ago!!! hahahaha
Hmm, don't know THAT much automotive stuff...I just like to drive... Plus I sell by example, not slick wheelin' dealin' maneuvers. Plus I'm a whole different variant of crazy from Hammer.
That one? The hood was up that time because it was too big to fit and close the hood. There was a model that you could wedge in the Charger but there wasn't one for the Magnum yet and you couldn't close the hood. Something like that. I remember that.
