Create A Fantasy Date For Ryan

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Boy isn't that the truth! You should see him and Rick attack that creamy white sauce at Miguel's. Don't put your fingers or any round meaty items near the bowl until it is gone.

 

Here ye Here Ye...I have found Ryan's Dream Date...

She's educated, tall and well mannered..

Cherry Blonde
5'7
140 Lbs

Likes long walks on the beach, or just laying on the couch watching TV..thinks a man should be ttreated like a king as long as he is working hard to take care of the house. Understands that we have wandering eyes, but as long as you come home, she will be there for you always...

.Doesn't want much except a man who appreciate her for more than her body...So here ya go...She doesn't have many pictures, so she sent this Recent Graduation picture (She has her Masters Degree) for you too see...


Well all I agree she will work out just fine....So here's the future Mrs. Ryan

 

This is too easy Jason, one word ... Markus. :worthy::moon:

(I like chocolate chip)

 

I'm still waiting on my cookie.....

 

Again...?

 

Come on Stretch!!!!!!!!!!! Richard Simmons is your age. I tired of those wrinkled up ol asses.............................:stupid:

 

Thank you, thank you! I hereby do accept this award with all due humility. I am filled with both equal amounts of pride and disgust at winning. I am a little surprised that no one else said Markus since those two are not shy with their man-love these days :dance2: (maybe no one else actually wanted to win) but I accept this award nonetheless.

Now about the prize ... I believe I'm going to donate my winning "cookie" to Milan, that fruit loop monkeyboy. Not only does this type of "cookie" seem right up his alley I believe it looks as though she's been right up his alley lately anyway, hahahahaaa!

Jason, I prefer "chocolate" chip cookies anyway if you get my drift (and obviously you didn't pick up on that in my post). Otherwise, I'll just take an EQ t-shirt to scare the shit out of my neighbors.

And thank you again for this great (and embarrassing) honor.:bag:

 

Bump! Come on Jason, I want either a "chocolate" chip cookie or an EQ shirt!! :viking: hahahhaaaaa

 

hey, if i have to chew on ryan's burrito and let some refried beans out on his chest then scotty better get a damn chocolate chip cookie

 

Yea, and you could set up a booth at the SF to sell it too. Key chains and t-shirts are good but being as everything will have the "EQ" logo on it I'd go more with something like, oh, say a "Bald is Beautiful" line of stuff (lotions, razors, oils, etc.) or a "Viva La Rasa" line to make Ryan happy (tacos, burritos, enchiladas ...hey, everyone needs to eat!). You could have a "Military Line" of stuff for Rick (guns, knives, short range missles) and maybe even sell some of those "Drew-ized" wheel chairs to make him happy also. Oh and of course you'll need an "S&M" line of stuff for Milan and Chris, those two butt monkey boys won't be happy otherwise, but you shouldn't have a problem coming up with that kind of stuff ... just raid Markus's "sock" drawer!!:rofl:

 

yeah just raid my sock drawer, your gonna need to get scotts mom outta there too. there should be enough lube in the drawer to squeeze her outta there

 

LOL!! You sick bastard ... I luv ya!!

 

Well, we all know why you want the tube socks. LOL

 

i love you too, lets never fight again!

 

eq happy socks! it says eq on the inside of the sock and your goal is to shoot all over the eq

 

We were fighting??? I thought you were just jealous cause I won the contest, lol, cause I knew the perfect date for Ryan. It was an easy victory too, all I had to do was say the magic word ... MARKUS!!! Hahahahahaaa!

Hey, you can have some of my cookie lovaboy if Momo every pays up, that homo. Momo the homo, hmmmmm ...

 

Dahahahah, great name - EQ Happy Socks.

 

oh baby i want as much of that cookie of yours as i can get!!