The Official EQ Shirt

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  1. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    yeah but it looks like a bowling shirt. like if you wore that out in the general public, joe schmoe would think it was a bowling shirt. im sorry stretch, im not trying to knock your shirt, im just saying that racing shirts look like bowling shirts.
    thanks brother, its all connection love! now go suck a horse cock you faggot whore
     
  2. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:imao:
     
  3. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Lol! that was partly why we got them...
     
  4. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Your girlfriend just took yours with him... said something about you had to "earn" it from him?
     
  5. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door.
    When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina, the woman slams the door in disbelief of what a stranger has just asked her.
    The same thing happens three consecutive days and the woman decides to tells her husband.
    The husband says to the wife; "Tomorrow I am not going to work and when the man asks if you have a vagina say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door."
    The next day the same man comes again and when the woman opens the door he asks, "Do you have vagina?"
    "The woman says, "Yes."
    "The man then responds, "Good! Then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife!"
     
  6. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    dahahahahahaha too funny. Love the shirt though.

    Homo's
     
  7. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    If it smells like him when I take it out of the plastic, I will kill him....
     
  8. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Ron... get ready, 'cause you've got a set of groupies at the Fling! Homos... yes... indeed! *Evil snicker*

    The chalk colored stain that'll be on your collar by morning shouldn't smell.
     
  9. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    If it is from you I'll be surprised if it is any bigger than a penny. Tiny itty bitty thingy of yours..................
     
  10. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    I was a little surprised they were NOT in pink. Could have done the collars and sleeves in Mopar blue.
     
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  11. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Oh yeah, did you get Momo's made really really small so it squeezes up and looks like a wife beater? :imao:
     
  12. StevoSRT

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    oh no...rons gonna get some...and some that he doesnt want! hahaha :fear:
     
  13. Mr. Moe

    Mr. Moe New Member

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    Now now now ladies....Stop the bickering.

    Ron, don't worry brudda you and I have been friends for a long time, I won't partake in the initiation, so don't worry it's a bunch of white guys and a MEX-HE- CAN, it won't hurt for long, ya might not even feel anything.

    MoMo, Where's my money Hoe...I left yo ass alone for a week and you still running your yappers instead of filling it up with chorizo...Get back to work and get my Money...A Pimp needs new Rims...

    Stretch (AKA Pimp in Training) Don't make me pull your pimp license...Get MoMo in check and get my money.. I don't have it isn't an answer, if that lil bald headed nut juggler doesn't have my shit, then remember your training...Raise left hand high in the air palm facing you, bring down and across and land firmly...


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  14. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    lol, sweet i want in...i lived in the good ole 91911 for a few years.
     
  15. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Is it 'wrong' that the bolded comment makes me wet?!?

    Pink were only in womens sizes... Ryan's "moobs" would've fit nicely, but the waist part? Not so much.

    I plan on tying mine in a knot, exposing my stomach.

    Ron has no clue.

    Hey! Who left the toilet running?!?!