I just got back from the grocery store, went early to avoid the lines and pushy guys in the card isle who just realized tomorrow is Valentines. As some of you may know I have a 7 yr old son that I have joint custody of and he stays with me a few days a week and always on Wed. Thursday his class is having a Valentines party so he is responsible for bringing some items for the party which are 3 tubs of cool whip. This boy has me wrapped around his finger, every morning he gets hot chocolate with whip cream on top, his favorite. I was out of whip cream so I picked some up this morning as well. So 3 tubs of cool whip and 1 can of whip cream. My GF loves chocolate covered strawberrys so I got some strawberrys and the mix for the chocolate as well, grab some red/white roses at the flower shop in the store and head to the checkout. While the female clerk (older lady) scans my items she gets this grin and looks up at me and says "Well,well, looks like your really gettin into the Valentines mood aren't ya, whip cream, cool whip, chocolate, flowers" then it hits me what she is getting at and I busted out laughing and was too much in a hurry to explain plus I think she was getting off on the whole idea. I think I was one KY warming gel purchase away from this lady having a full blown orgasm at the checkout stand-LOL she was funny and for her age had a great spirit and did not want to ruin it for her
she wanted to bang you like all those hotties on your webrides account.......oh shit tomorrows valentines day, looks like ill be one of those aholes in line!
Lets see. Exactly 3 tubs of whipped cream and one spray can. Dhahahahahaha One tub for each boob, one tub for down-under, and the spray to connect the dots? Thanks for the idea!!!!!!!
I wouldn't mind using the whip cream on his teacher, the whole 2nd grade is nothing but fresh out of college teachers. Everytime I drop him off and see one of them I want to remake this video [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5t5GukrWOU[/media]
Okay were all set for when she gets home tonight my son wanted to give her the stuff tonight since he is over
Well it was a big hit last night and I'm going to my sons valentines day party at his school today should be fun with me, cool whip and 8 female 2nd grade teachers
