DanRealtor needs a new woman

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by DanRealtor, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Yup, Dan is Desperate all right. lol Guess he wanted to drive in the slow lane for a change. dahahahahahahaha :wallbash::pirate::viking::baby:
     
  2. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Likely so... but it would be insane!

    Dan... I'm not sure what you're looking for, but here's a pic of Ryan when he cross-dresses on weekends and for Cesar Chavez Day... this shot was taken after his 'Donkey Ride' in TJ.

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  3. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Oh oh god...I was going to eat...but uh... :sick:
     
  4. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    :stupid::stupid:
     
  5. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    OH, MOMO I dress up for you one time and this is what you do with our special time together. That is the last time I wear your sumo plastic doll outfit with the working privates. It took me ten washes at the cleaners to get it to the point were I would wear it.
     
  6. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    EVERYONE,

    Ron actually posted a reply to something the "EQ" did! Run out and buy your lottery tickets boys, girls and MOMO's! :shock:
     
  7. DanRealtor

    DanRealtor New Member

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    Pictures

    I said send pictures of the CAR!!!

    Those are the PIX that REALLY matter!

    I do have my standards you know!
     
  8. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol Actually, this thread was started by a NON EQ. You guys, as USUAL, took it over for your own pleasures. lol
     
  9. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I know... he's been avoiding 'us' lately in the forums... hmmm... I think he's 'skeerd' of what we'll start, and he'll eventually have to deal with later.
     
  10. diegochrysler

    diegochrysler Jose"GR8CHORIZO"Jalapeno

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    He will have no where to hide come Spring Flingy Fling with the "EQ" in the house.................................Although Ron looks skinny and like a runner. Don't worry Ron the fatass aka MOMO won't be able to catch you, but don't tell him where your staying!
     
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    Raland Full Access Member

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    I was going to suggest checking out the El Cajon police website but I guess being a "street walker" kind of rules out having a car...:tooth:
     
  12. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Does it have to actually be a car? She drives a pretty nice dualie.
     
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    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    He's almost out of rubber and no woman yet. Figured he better post to get some more leads in a hurry.
     
  14. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    ... she likely has zero teeth to boot... which by that I mean its a good thing! Smooth as silk! You'll glide over that like Ryan on a bed of greasy carnitas!
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    hey man, i got myself one over here, built in 1986, shes a sport model edition, very very VERY LOUD and opinionated exhaust. low miles. slight nagging noise when she doesnt get her way but other then that she runs GREAT!
    PM for details
     
  16. JMatt

    JMatt Platinum Supporting Member

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    Look at the post that started this thread.

    Then look at the first reply.

    Then look at the sig in the first reply.

    Doesn't it look like Markus was putting himself out there as an applicant for the job?
     
  17. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    i am sure the eq and vi will be at the top of the list!!!! :supergay:
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    well yeah i was cuz jmatt's azz looks like a tire after 100,000miles........bald, black and burnt out!
     
  19. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    ryan - trust me, i will have close tabs on ol' ronnie boy....... he will not be going anywhere without the EQ by his side!!!! hahaahahahahaha imagine it ron, everywhere you go, you will be draped by 5 guys with matching shirts that say "queertette" on the backs!!!! hahahahahahaha explain that to ralph guiles!!!!! hahahahahha

    oh btw, you better introduce us to ralph!!!! :shifty:
     
  20. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    ummm yea that just doesn't right at all. lol