We know that women like two things, your time and your money, therefore... women = time x money (1) Secondly, we know that time is money, so women = money x money = money ^ 2 (2) Thirdly, it is said that money is the root of all evil, so money = square root of evil = evil ^ 1/2 (3) Squaring both sides of equation (3) yields, money ^ 2 = evil (4) Thus, substituting equation (4) into equation (2), we find that women = evil :rip: