Male Vs. Female At The Atm Machine

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving
their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for
your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part
is the Truth.!!!!


1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call
them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car

8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,
and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

 

thats great......lol

 

that about sums it up!!!!

 

so im guessing thats what you do at the ATM!!! :surprise::rockon:

 

You always have the best stories!!!

 

hahaha WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!

 

I dont use the ATM very much so no thats not what I do....sorry.....lol

 

Wow so it was right on!! :sly: :thumb3:

 

nice way of changin my words...lol

 

Now this is stinkin funny nev!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Your welcome!! :grin:

some of the other stuff i've posted is more funnier

 

I know, but I've EXPERIENCED this being in the car with my wife and it went almost EXACTLY like this!! :stars:

 

Ouch!!!!!

:band:

 

Yea, I think my blood pressure spiked at like 1000/500!!!!!!!!! :blowup:

 

stupid ppl spike my bp all the time. i think stupid people as a whole have taken years off my life

 

From:

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

 

My wife sure has take years off mine! Why do you think I joined a forum, lol! :bang:

 

i should try this!

isnt it sad when youd rather be at work instead of home because of all the stress women cause?

 

Or on the C!!!!!!!!!! :towel:

 

LMFAO holy crap!!!