I don't post about kills much becasue for the most part you never know if it is really true or not and most kill stories usually have some dude with his gilfriend etc...:doh: but this is kinda funny so this is why I am posting it. I had to stop this morning to get gas as I was not gonna make it to work much less my favorite Chevron I go to. I was forced to use the grocery store gas pump close to my house which is in a pretty nice upscale area. As I'm pumping the gas and freezing my ass off and thinking to myself I should have done this last night I see a very nice blue Turbo Cayenne pull up next to me on the other side of the pump I am at. He gets out while I'm pumping my life savings into the Jeep, swipes his card and begins to fill up his ride. He apparently used the clip to hold the gas pump lever in place and he sticks his head around the pump and looks right at me, looks at the SRT badge on the side of the Jeep and says "So thats that Jeep that is SUPPOSEDLY faster than my Porsche" VERY SARCASTIC, VERY!!!! I was surprised as he was an older gent and at first I just nodded my head up and down and did not verbally respond. He then asks what year is it, I do the same for his ride (like I gave a shit, it was on 06) then he starts in that there is no way in hell that a JEEP can beat ANY Porsche and that good ol Americans like myself have been suckered into believing all this hype by the Chrysler Corp, then he throws in some B.S. about he new SRT Challenger and that he can't wait to see how pissed everyone will be when it does not perform the way they think it will. All this time I'm just sittin there nodding my head and agreeing with the guy, then he takes it too far. He has the nerve to say this "Well too bad you couldn't afford one of these fast beauties, they are fun to driven and get on it quick". THATS IT THIS SHIT BAG IS TOAST. I purposely take my pump lever and slow it down so I can finish filling up when he does (you know where this is going). His stops, I'm not filled up but I stop anyway, put it up and hop back in the Jeep and exit right next to him. At this point we are at the light in front of the grocery store and yes were next to each other and first in line. I row down my window and nod at him to row down his and ask him "Could you accomodate me and help me figure out why my Jeep is so slow, we can run em hard to the train tracks so that way I can see what I missed out on" He's a little drawn back, sorta chuckles and says sure why not. I've now got about 200 miles on Daves latest tune and thank God its the new tune with the Traction control issue resolved because I'm giving this guy the whole package off the line. Light turns green and by the time I hit 2nd gear he is already in my side mirror and I'm pulling and pulling hard on his ass and by the time we reach the tracks he's way back there :rip:, keep in mind it's 40 degrees outside and the 6.1 is loving the cool air. We catch traffic at the next light and both of us row down our windows and not one word came out of his mouth. Now it's time for me to be a prick. I say to him "It's kinda tough to talk with your foot in your mouth and I'm sorry you have been so blinded by money that you were foolish enough to pay $110,000 for what is a beautiful ride but non the less slower than my $45,000 beautiful Jeep and I'll gladly take my other $60,000 and invest it:harhar: and OH BTW sir I own a Cayenne as well I knew all along what would happen.
BEE YOU TEE FULL.....Then smack him in the face saying you already own a cayenne and knew he'd get his AZZ handed to him was great..(Not those exact words)
funny thing that ride drops in value more than ours, meaning, you could pick up an 06 for half the cost of a new one.
That is the best story to date I've read. Right on!!!!!!!!! Would of loved to been there for that.......................Makes me want to run around in the sled tonight. AWESOME-AWESOME-AWESOME:imao::imao::imao::imao::imao:
Great story. Ending was the best. Lot of doubters out there with these SRT's. Most people have no idea what these vehicles have under the hood. Great kill.
OUT FUKKIN STANDING!!! let your ride do all the talking for you. then when he's down, you kick the shiite out of him! you have made us all very proud
You are the man!!!! I love it, arrogant ass got what he deserves! I hope you smoked him off the second light to just to drive the point on home even further. :rofl2:
this is one of those "feel good stories" that makes me want to go for a ride right now! I love how what you said about the foot in the mouth too, awesome!!
Simply awesome. Well written... I felt like I was there with you! Here in San Diego, EVERYONE with a European vehicle thinks they're better and faster than everyone else... problem for 'them': we roll in SRT8's!!! Kudos to you!
WHAT! No Ryan punches thrown on this post................MOMO actually had something partially intelligent to say, scratch that a non-retarded comment. WOWWY, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, we thought youd be too busy not having a social security number or hopping a fence or something.
That was a beautiful story. Priceless! It would be nice if we could all experience that. For now, I will live vicariously through your story!
Way to rep-re-sent :aggressive: Its so funny that people think they can throw there pocket book at something and rule the world. Unfortunately they are misinformed :laser:
