For those who hate there jobs

im glad this isnt my job:shout:


When you have one of those I HATE MY JOB DAYS, try this:


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, close the curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins:

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER THAT THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

Always wondered what you did for a living after the Corps there Nev... Lol!

 

Lmfao

 

That is too funny

 

Let me state for the record... this thread is going straight to hell once the EC "Q" finds out it mentions something rectal... They may even want a link to put in an application at J&J..

 

wait doesnt jason already work there?

 

Yeah, but I'm the inserter... Drew's the receiver.

 

holy crap!! :rofl::moon::cry2::bye:

 

and i thought i was a pain in my employees ass!!! hahahahahahaha next time i get one of my guys complaining, i will give them a application to j&j....

 

holy ssooooooooooooppppppppp!!!!!!!!
thanks i now have coffee on my screen again :thanks:oop:

 

anytime!!!

 

oh and the keys are sticking on my old keyboard even after cleaning
so im not drinking soda when reading from this site :grin:

 

I would be J&J's star employee. I could stuff at 30-40 of those suckers up my you know what. That's productivity...get me an application!

 

I guess that's why they didn't say "personally and INDIVIDUALLY tested.." Someone query Osha for their maximum safe rectal insertion count :shout:

 

and the funny thing is rick, i just did an inservice training module for my employees on lean manufacturing techniques....... how to do more with less..... you seen to be the j&j poster boy of efficency!!!!!!!

 

i think rick set the bar.....

 

i guess the Navy gave you the will and the experience :salut::love: :hug:

 

and the "opening"....

 

ROTFLMFAO HS!!!!!:mouth::shok: :tooth:

 

Yep...I forget I'm in the Navy sometimes with only 12 days on a ship in 13 years! You've probably got more time on the crapper on a ship then I have total time on a ship! LOL