Costume Dilemma

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  1. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn't
    know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg. So he writes to a
    costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a
    parcel with the following note:

    Dear Sir,

    Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
    cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as
    a pirate.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
    leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
    another parcel and a note, which says:

    Dear Sir,

    Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your
    Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you should really look the part.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.

    Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
    wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head, so again he writes the Company
    another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small Parcel and
    a note, which reads:

    Dear Sir,

    We have TRIED our very BEST.

    Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
    Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
    Wooden Leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

    Very truly yours,
    Acme Costume Co.
     
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  6. Dookie

    Dookie Foe twenny sics

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    I have a friend that sent a Christmas gift to another guy that lives out of state. In the box was an old worn out grungy pair of slippers, and a huge dildo. The card read:

    "Merry Christmas Ole Buddy, hope you like the slippers got for your, but just in case you don't, use the enclosed dildo, and go fuck yourself!"

    The best part of the story was he waited to open the gift at his in-laws house the night of Christmas with the entire family. Obviously he didn't read the card aloud...:)