Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton . One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :...... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :... Let's not go there. Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton :..... Monica' s forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
