Stupid deer

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  1. King Savage

    King Savage Nasty Canasta

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    I'm going to have to take one of these idiot deer out to get them to quit hanging out on my deck. They are destroying my trees and even lick the catch pan under my BBQ grill.

    I could use 50 lbs of jerky anyway...

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  2. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    *drool* Mmmmm...
     
  3. Dookie

    Dookie Foe twenny sics

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    Their are a few things you will never see in Louisiana, a live deer in your backyard is one of them...well, you might see it for a second, then these crazy Coonasses around here would be cuttin the onions and loading the gun!
    At least she looks healthy...Jon, you been feeding her good yea!
     
  4. King Savage

    King Savage Nasty Canasta

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    I hear that! The deer I shot last year was 100% jerked...and gone in a couple of months.

    I was just noticing how fat she was. My even-more-idiotic cats bang their foreheads on the sliding door every time the deer move...lol...I wonder wtf they think they are actually going to do.
     
  5. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    she possibly could be preggo
     
  6. 96GTS

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    Send me some deer jerky! I've never had it before.
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    trust us!! anything deer, elk, caribou is freggin awesome!! :drool:
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    hehehehehehehe look!!
    <<<<<
     
  11. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    Awesome.
     
  12. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Deer, its what's for dinner.

    Its like the third question when my step-dad would hit a deer on the way to work:

    1. Are you alright?
    2. How's the truck?
    3. Is there enough deer left for venison?
     
  13. 1fastsedan

    1fastsedan Destroyer of Warranties

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    When I lived in Pennsylvania, one of our neighbors hit a deer with her car. She had 4 people stop and ask if she was keeping it before the tow truck even got there.
     
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    TNCHARGER Moderator

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    I have deer around my grill too...but they are usually on the grill...
     
  15. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    Dookie Foe twenny sics

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    Favorite venison dish

    Cut back strap into 1/2" pieces, tenderize, season with Tony Chachere's More Spice, eeg wash, batter with Louisiana Chicken Fry, and deep fry. Das some slap ya Aunt-T good!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    ROFLMFAO awesome!! sounds like something id say!!
     
  18. Mr. Moe

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    Deer licking the grill: Hmmm. taste like...Lick..lick..Fred...Lick..no to tart..Lick ..lick..jack...No...not jack....lick...lick..frank...yep it's frank...oh snap humans. gotta go...Damn Frank was goooood. they must've used 7 herbs and spices on him...
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  20. PWRAndy

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    is that the same deer that you hit on your way home from Ohio? Did you take it home with you?