http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/page/1 Take a few minutes to check everything out. My favorite is the black paint spill on page 7.
THE best birth control is a Bayer Aspirin....just have your wife/gf hold it between her knees...I promise, she will never get pregnant. Funny link...kids do the darndest things. Most recent at my house is my neighbors daughter ran through one of my sliding screen doors on my new patio...I just shook my head and said oh well, whatcha gunna do. Probably best not to have nice shit until they grow to around 20 yo. then kick em in the ass out the house and START your life.
love the "mustard" sh!t blow out!!! i can remember sitting at a Red Robin resturant when my oldest was just two..... ran down the high chair and when i picked him up to go clean him....boom, all over my nice new white t-shirt!!!
God I could make my own website with the stuff my boys took apart, destroyed and FUBAR'd. Glad to see I'm not the only one.
I´m a lucky guy, my kids tend to take care of things, but it will come, it will come... Fredrik LMAO
