Silly GIRLS and their toys

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  1. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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  2. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Wtf?
     
  3. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    wow...... talk about tearing someone a new one..... YIKES!!
     
  4. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Brings new meaning to the term "axewound"...
     
  5. Dookie

    Dookie Foe twenny sics

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    LOL...he attached the dill to the freaking saw blade?!?!?!? Sexual FAIL...:)
     
  6. ABMResto

    ABMResto Muscle Car Rx

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    Honey have you seen my sawzall???
     
  7. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    You'd think they'd start with like a buff-sander or something, surely there are other shoptools that would be less...oh what the hell..I give up. I'd hate to think what else they tried or had planned before this.
     
  8. ABMResto

    ABMResto Muscle Car Rx

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    Find yourself an ER doctor who will tell you about some of the "accidents" that come in to be treated.
     
  9. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Oh, I bet. Some folks just have too much time on their hands or need to see a physician instead of going to Lowe's.
     
  10. dry lakes wheel man

    dry lakes wheel man Full Access Member

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    I would have started out with a valve lapper.....is that wrong???
     
  11. NYCSRTATE

    NYCSRTATE Maximus Want 2 Go Fastius

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    I never thought I would say this but her vagina gets the FAIL.

    Oh and.....LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
     
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    cvp33 Full Access Member

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    This new generation just confuses the hell out of me. I remember back in the day catching my wife sitting on top of the washing machine naked with 6 pairs of tennis shoes in there on spin cycle. And don't even get me started on what she did to my oral b tooth brush. I still miss that thing.

    That's it! I'm on my way out to the garage to inspect my cordless tools, no telling what kind of trauma they've been through!!!
     
  13. DadsSRT8

    DadsSRT8 Crusin in Mag

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    You know if it is a little tight there are other ways of working it to fit better... be patient and take your time...

    I would hate to see what the out come would be if she was in to rough sex... and went to the dark side....
     
  14. Trojan

    Trojan Trillions Bro! Right on!

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    Can you say Methamphetamine!
     
  15. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    OH

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    he cut her &*)*@$ in half!
     
  16. dry lakes wheel man

    dry lakes wheel man Full Access Member

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    Well on the up side the Doc can sew it up a little tighter..... I mean I'd ask if he could...no?
     
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    Stupid people never cease to amaze me. Why would you leave the saw blade on? :LOL:
     
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    BLACK1 Head Monkey

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    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    HAHAHA...gotta love Rednecks.
     
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