You May Be A SRT Owner If...

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by Derwood98, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Ronin

    Ronin Rancid Meat

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    Yellow lights. My favorite. Slowing down, coasting, praying it changes. It's especially that much more enjoyable if (1) there's NO traffic ahead of you when the light changes (2) there's some azz clown in a Mustang in back of you that doesn't have a clue or, even better, (3) your wife is in back of you, and she knows exactly what you're going to do and she's gonna bust your ballz when you get home for the millionth time...and you do it anyway!!!

    Matty
     
  2. Crazy J

    Crazy J SuperBee #896

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    You may be a SRT owner if the most commonly asked question is "How much horse power does that thing have?". I get this all the time, followed closely by "what size engine does it have?". I love the attention this car generates.
     
  3. aplatero1984

    aplatero1984 New Member

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    You know if your an SRT owner if......Everyone in your local gas station knows you by your name! cuz you gas up so much!

    Ace
     
  4. Paired Hemi

    Paired Hemi New Member

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    You use the remote start in parking lots just to hear it fire up!
     
  5. Paired Hemi

    Paired Hemi New Member

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    You plan your drives around the weather forecast!
     
  6. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    my coworker has a 06 vette, and a 69 camero SS

    and he loves the sound as i pull into the praking structure
    keeps asking for a ride after i did a burnout and he watched me drag the rear tires wile the e-brake was up....
     
  7. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    yea but all our crap just stays in country:drugs:
    they even ask me to shuttle clients to the airport when it looks like there gonna miss there flight

    they'll say if you ride with nevin you'll get to the airport yesterday!!!
     
  8. durangatang

    durangatang asphaultmeltingeuphoria

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    after a long burnout in front of TGIF you hear sons giggling in the back seat and one of them says to the other "hehehe...asphalt melting"


    just to clarify, when they hear me telling people what the motor is I always throw in "6.1 liters of asphalt melting euphoria"
     
  9. SRTYA

    SRTYA New Member

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    When you stab the throttle before you turn it off just to hear it one last time before you get out.
     
  10. NYCSRTATE

    NYCSRTATE Maximus Want 2 Go Fastius

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    Oh man I do that!
     
  11. Derwood98

    Derwood98 Banned

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    When you walk into the dealer and the collective shouts "Norm!"

    When you have a personalized seat in the waiting room.
     
  12. wicked wagon

    wicked wagon New Member

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    When your on your fourth set of tires after 25K miles and look forward to burning them off.
     
  13. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    *raises hand* guilty...sometimes i stab it like...3 or 4 times though hahahaha :doh:
     
  14. johnny--2k

    johnny--2k King Tut

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    when somebody asks if it's got a hemi, and you dont feel embarrassed to quote the commercial "Yeah, it's got a hemi'

    + 1 on the ground effects and wheels/brakes questions
     
  15. johnny--2k

    johnny--2k King Tut

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    ohh...happened last night.

    You're in a bar with a friend and overhear the next group of people talking about " a jeep with ground effects and big wheels" then you tell them it's yours and their conversation immediately comes over to you with a zillion questions.
     
  16. Jeep Trick

    Jeep Trick Full Access Member

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    A. people ask if you are trying to wash the paint off of it

    B. You park at the farthest corners of the local shopping mall's lot (I know a repeat)

    C. Look back (after parking) more than once just to check it out

    D. use the auto start more that once a day just to hear that bad ass exhaust sound (speaking as a Jeep owner)
     
  17. Paired Hemi

    Paired Hemi New Member

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    You get coupons from the dealer for oil changes and/or service and "Hemis and SRT models Excluded".
     
  18. Derwood98

    Derwood98 Banned

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    When you spend an hour driving around the airport trying to find the "perfect" place to park.

    When guys at work start moding their already fast cars just to keep up. (And then taunt you like they are going to beat the big bad Jeep. :worthy: )

    When you spend an hour reading a thread about a CAI you never intend to buy just because it's entertaining. :popcorn:
     
  19. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    When your kids won't let you listen to the radio, because they want to hear the car "fart"......
     
  20. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    OMFG :rofl:
    :dribble: