Ok you pathetic sub-creatures... listen up!... Seeing as how I love the game of astroids and you all SUCK AT IT... I'm going to my numbero uno motivator for the holidays.... MONEY... (*plastic but similar to money) Here's the cliff notes for all you with AADD.... If you are in SECOND PLACE at 12:01 Christmas Day (Dec 25th) with a score OVER.... 99,999 - $20 Gift Card Best Buy 199,999 - $40 Gift Card Best Buy This ain't no hand me down gift either. This is cash out of my pocket. I just mark it down as another $20 or $40 I didn't spend at Target. Lets be clear that there is only one prize, how much the price is depends on how weak your score is. If you're in second place but not over 99,999, you're not getting SQUAT! If you're in third place with ANY SCORE, you're not getting SQUAT! If you win and fail to PM me your address, you're not getting SQUAT! I would put something up for breaking my score but it would have to be some ridiculous amount of cash to get anyone to play for over 2 hours and while I love the game, I ain't that crazy... Stay warm, dry, and safe over the holidays space cadets.... -Ralph
Bump... In case any of you new GC folks want to win some re-location money...Keep in mind this is posted in the "smack talk" section and one of my previous post was criticized as being too nice...
Damn, Ralph...you da man. I never tried it here but I use to ROCK at astroids when I was a little gaffer..
LOL.... Yeah I got the reports cards to prove I played too much astroids long after the lunch period ended. :rock: I need someone nipping at my heals a little to get me across that 1M finish line.....
For those of you diligently working on this challenge.... if there is no winner I'll roll the prize over into an astroids tourny. I won't enter unless there is a shortage of players and I'll play blindfolded using a seeing eye dog...
I have a friend who may have access to a crack addicted chimp....that tourney would be most excellent.
