Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, . . . "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." " I have a better idea, ' she replied,' Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "WOW! Thats A Great Idea!", he exclaimed. "Good" she replied. "Get your own Damn Blanket!" After a moment of silence, . . . . . . He Farted! The end!
