SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

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  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Scenario 1:

    Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into he school parking
    lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

    1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car
    and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

    2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
    never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
    students and teachers.


    Scenario 2:

    Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

    1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
    buddies.

    2007 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
    Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though
    Johnny started it.


    Scenario 3:

    Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

    1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by
    the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt
    class again.


    2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is
    then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because
    Jeffrey has a disability.


    Scenario 4:

    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping
    with his belt.

    1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and
    becomes a successful businessman.

    2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster
    care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that
    she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
    has an affair with the psychologist.


    Scenario 5:

    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

    2007 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
    violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario 6:

    Pedro fails high school English.

    1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.


    2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
    nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation
    is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system
    and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum.
    Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
    because he cannot speak English.


    Scenario 7:

    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them
    in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

    1957 - Ants die.

    2007- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged
    with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all
    siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated.
    Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly
    again.


    Scenario 8:

    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found
    crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.


    2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
    faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy .
     
  2. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    LMAO... trouble is, it's kind of scary what we have turned into...
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    LMFAO so true!!!
     
  4. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    we have become a nation of liberals....aka pussies. good job america!
     
  5. Mains

    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    it really went bad after 98... :D I was caught at school with knives and what not, never had an issue... seemed like 99 when two dipshits with keys to their daddy's guns went shooting crazy is when it went down hill
     
  6. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    IDK...it seems to me the decline started before 99, but that is a good point, it sure seems like the drop-off got accelerated.
     
  7. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    and every year kids suck a little more lol....

    i still talk to some of my high school teachers that i have known forever....

    they maintain that after my class graduated....the high school has gone down hill so fast its crazy....

    and they cant do anything about it cause they have to tell the kids they are great and pass everyone so the school looks like they are doing a good job when they really arent by no fault of their own lol

    i almost pissed myself when i read this LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. HalV48

    HalV48 They Call Me Patron

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    I was actually in school in 4th and 5th grade in 1957.

    Damn I'm old.
     
  9. TNCHARGER

    TNCHARGER Moderator

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    Dang...you are old...I was still in diapers in 57....:baby:



    i dont really find all this that funny...it is really sad how politically correct and scared we have become.....I can remember the first one you mentioned Ron....early 70s we thought nothing of a truck in the high school parking lot with a shotgun hanging in the window...had a double barrel 410 hanging in mine back in 75...and you didnt worry much about thieves stealing the gun...long as the truck was locked......
     
  10. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Yup, the good ol days are obviously gone. Mostly because some pussy politician who's son or daughter did something wrong, so they made it a law. IMO anyway.
     
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    greatone61 Full Access Member

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    I don't beleive in the "Go to your room", "you're on timeout" bullshit. I was spanked, and paddled in school. Nowadays theres a friggin sociological problem for anything you do.
     
  12. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    no doubt, my dad would straight whoop my ass all the time and i turned out PERFECT.....lmao.

    in all honesty, really if parents took the time to beat their childs ass at first site of future idiocy, the world would be a better place than it is now.
     
  13. DadsSRT8

    DadsSRT8 Crusin in Mag

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    hell if I was raised today and went through what I did when I was growing up.. my parents would be in jail for kicking my ass (which looking back I did deserve, and I still did not get whooped for half the crap I pulled) ..

    I more than likely would be on my 5th or 6th psychologist, blame society for all of my problems, and need the government to pay all my bills and probably be a complete dysfunctional person..

    who would want 14 kids to raise with no means of support except for volunteers, donations and rely upon my parents..

    Oh right that bitch does live in Cali..

    But other than that I am no more screwed up than anyone else who was born in the early 50's
     
  14. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    i only needed one psychologist....lmao.
     
  15. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    I have something i can post up that kinda reflects this that some smart dood said....ill get it out lol