We are in Big Trouble!

Discussion in 'Power Ported Performance' started by PPPAndy, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. PPPAndy

    PPPAndy New Member

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    WE ARE IN 'BIG TROUBLE' AND IT JUST ISN'T ALL POLITICAL!!


    We are in trouble...

    Th e population of this country is 300 million.

    160 million are retired.

    That leaves 140 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 15 million to do the work.


    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.


    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1..4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.

    And there you are,

    Sitting on your ass ,

    At your computer, reading jokes.

    Nice. Real Freakin' nice.
     
  2. NYCSRTATE

    NYCSRTATE Maximus Want 2 Go Fastius

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    Nice one Andy!

    Now get back to work I need heads and a cam!!!!
     
  3. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    im glad i collect a check every month!!!
     
  4. SRT4Does12s

    SRT4Does12s New Member

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    lmao!!!
     
  5. Coley 1334

    Coley 1334 New Member

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    WOW i feel kinda dumb now i really thought we were in trouble :dumb:
     
  6. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    as 1 of 10.8 million people, I would like to say the following....



































    :rofl2:!!!
     
  7. rtr0id

    rtr0id Full Access Member

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    I tell everybody here at the office i do all the work!
     
  8. FIXER

    FIXER New Member

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    I'm working Andy, I'm not so sure about you thou.
     
  9. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    lol!!!!



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  10. mrssrt10

    mrssrt10 New Member

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    Hahahahaaa!!!

    Guess that explains my current paycheck!!!!! :whistle:
     
  11. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    man....... i do not for the gov't, i am not in prison, i am not in the military, nor am i retired........ i guess i am a rare breed!!! lol
     
  12. Cygnus

    Cygnus Platinum Supporting Member

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    LOL! That was a good one!