Snobby M5 owner

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  1. black08

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    Go to my local gun store today and their is a brandnew M5 in the lot....nice car. I come back out and he is waiting on me to talk shit. Tells me i should have spent the extra money for a REAL SPORTS CAR. So i told him i had a grand on me and he could put his money where his mouth was...ofcourse he did not want to do that, but he did want to race to prove to me he had a superior car. We raced three times....once from a stand still, beat him by 5-6 lenghts, and then we did 30mph rolls to 100mph and i kicked his ass even worse........lip was poked out and he said i had to have changed heads or cam......excuses, excuses! I told him he must feel like a real tool for spending an extra 10-15k on that and he aint even got brembos!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Lol my wife had a simular experience with a TA in her Cruiser she hurt him pretty bad too.
     
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    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    Once again... $$ does not equal brains. :doh:
     
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    I dont go with street racing but when some butthole starts BS with a stranger then the line is drawn......he now knows his place but I bet his buddies heard a different story...
     
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    Yup! the only thing that has been done to my car is a AFE 2, Magnaflo hi-flo cats, and a JBA catback.....just ordered a BMC catchcan with the braided lines, but i don`t even have a predator!
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    bwahahahahahaha Way to put the tool in his place...
     
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    wait and you wanted to bet a grand on it. No offence man but your car with those mods should get killed by a m5. we are talking abou the new one right? I really dont see you handing a new m5 his ass like that wiht just a intake and hi flows. but hey if you did good for you
     
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    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Just because you can't whoop an M5... hahahahahahahaha Joking John. hehe
     
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    Yes it was brand new...3000k or so on the odom and an 08. They only have 400HP from the factory...what are you talking about......i beat him like he was a joke!!!! Now the m6 is a totally diff machine. Maybe he could`nt drive. i just looked at the bmw website and the 09 has 500hp, so your right about that...prob would have lost. He must have had an 08, cus he told me that his was rated at 400hp.
     
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    With all due respect, if it was the new one you had no chance of beating him. Either he didn't know the brake pedal from the gas pedal, or he was a dumbass.

    New one is 507 hp. BTW.
     
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    Can you not read the post above...i told you that it was an o8. An 09 would have killed me.
     
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    Go buy a car mag from 2 years ago. Start with that.
     
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    WTF? Look it up online rocket scientist. I have no reason to BS with you or anybody else. What happened is what happened even if you like it or not.
     
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    LOL... Some of these threads that I see are just like the GTO forums.... and SVTPerformance.....

    I smoked this car....blah blah blah

    Do some research... the new M5 has the V-10 and 500HP....

    You must have been talking about a 2003 or older M5 w/ the 400 V8.:ronlove:

    I'm not saying you lost, you just did not race a new M5.....
     
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    If you guy`s would read the previous post i SAID IT WAS AN 08.....not an 09
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    i read it was an 08, i mean 09 :rofl: J/K
     
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    I have also smoked the 1 lexus ISF that lives off the 360 loop...guess i`m BS about that too. They are 416HP from the factory
     
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    I apologize for your ignorance, but just for you here you go:

    2008
    http://autos.yahoo.com/bmw_m5/

    2007
    http://www.rsportscars.com/bmw/2007-bmw-m5/

    2006
    http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_shows/paris_2004/0411_m5/index.html

    2005:
    http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/luxury/112_0412_2005_bmw_m5_mercedes_benz_e55/index.html


    Now that you are saying 400hp, you might wanna say M3 with 414hp.
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    were still in 08 so technically its still a new M5
     
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    Hey man, maybe it was upbadged...IDK. Maybe it was am m3 upbadged. Dude told me he had 400hp and was lighter and had better handling, so we raced and i won...no biggy. I did beat him like most m3`s that i`v raced, but like i said...it had M5 badges. Never wanted to start talking shit to another member on here, but i am not a liar and it pisses me off when sumone assumes that`s the case