Love Poem. bwahahahaha

You have to read to the end. dahahahahaha



A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs and a nice ass who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End

 

LMFAO.........thats great

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

bwhahahahahaha

 

:cry2: its so beautiful :love:

 

omfg, top ten all time right there. i laughed so hard i almost cried.

 

loooooooooooooooooool. had to recite this to my girlfriend and even she laughed

 

ummmmmm ron......... she also needs to help us wax our lx's and loves to sit and watch us mod our cars, race our cars, and hang out with all of our car loving friends...... that would be the perfect woman.....


wait........... you already have a woman like that!!!!!! lol

does maureen teach classes to other wives about how to deal with an lx crazy man???? if so, i will have my wife come over to meet her!!!! dahahahahahaahhahaa

 

haha Yes Chris, I do have the perfect woman.

And, yea bring the wifey out anytime for those classes. lol

You can even bring the rug rats.

 

That was awesome. Gotta go tell the wife what she's doing wrong.



j/k

 

I'll fly my wife for the seminar as well. Supports your modding 100%....sheesh. :worthy:

 

I'm having this put on my headstone

EDIT: naaa... I'm puttin this on my wife's headstone.

 

i will be taking you p on that offer the next time we venture out there buddy!!!!

just make sure you take down all the old army pictures tam warned me about!!!! hahahahaahhahaa do not want to scare the kids!!!! :whistle::grin:

 

i am holding you to that.

lmao yea, i'll be sure to take the army pics down. lo