Canada on Bear warnings! lol

What the heck is the pepper spray goin to do against a big bear...

 

pepper spray for a grizzly........how bout a .44 mag

 

better idea.......^^^^^ lol

 

IDK...if I was facing a bear, I wouldn't want anything less than a 50 caliber.

 

They sell bear sized pepper spray. I know a guy that has one with him when he goes camping...he even tested it once for S&Gs...said it was like a fire house of pepper spray for a short burst.

 

Crap that has "bells in it and smells like pepper!" <------ wtf?
I guess the Grizzlies aren't getting enough human-body based nutrients

 

Haha, please re-read warning sign...

 

lmao, I'm a red head, as close to blonde as can be...
Thanks guys...me doof-e-us-maximus

 

Last time we went hiking we only had one set of bells. Being the stand up guys that we are we gave them to Momo... "since your legs are shorter we figured we'd let you wear the bells" :rofl::rofl2:

 

that is wrong on many levels dave......

 

An oldie but a goodie. A few years ago we were sitting around the campfire late, and the local deputy came by and warned us of a big male who had been getting a little aggressive in the area. After he confirmed we had firearms available (my Winchester Defender was loaded with slugs, among others) he left and the new girl in the group -- my date, naturally, on her first camping trip ever -- began getting a jumpy as the shadows lengthened and the evil ghost bear stories got better as the night deepened.

At one point a buddy of mine was going thru his tackle box and she wanted to know what the little bells with clamps on them were. He replied that they were "bear bells" and, not missing a beat, we all agreed thats what they were and they were essential this far out in the back country; their prime use being how we could better track a victim as the bear dragged them away by the sound of the bell.

She didn't buy a word of it.

... But she wore a bell on her shoe for the next two days.

 

Hahahahaahaaha. Good find Ron lol

 

Ha haaa..

I got this in an email Friday and spit out my coffee. That is damn funny, there.

 

Dave, my legs may be short, but...

Bear-human contact? Pffft! They don't call the cops up there 'mounties' because there are a ton of women running around in the great white north.

 

Don't f*** with the mounties. They're all ready and willing to lay an ass-kicking from being so miserable being the only LEO's within a 400km radius. Yes, they're lonely and they mount bears. :stars:

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah....

grizzly bear shit has bells in it and smell like pepper daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

 

I am Jerimiah Johnson and I like hunting Grizz..........I know nobody will get that but it made me chuckle :grin: