A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man r eplied, "A THOUGHT... It just pops into your head.. There's no warning." "'That's very good!' replied the inte rviewer. "And, now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmmm...let me see , a blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch , way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of". The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found h is man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. Turning to Jason (MOMO), the fourth and final man/woman, the interviewer posed the sam e question. Jason replied, "After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said Jason. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants." Jason is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart off Olympic Parkway in Chula Vista! You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on...
He is busy trying to figure out how to get those yellow smiley stickers off the sheet to give then out to all the cute teenage boys.......................:whistle:
And the slowest thing is some fat bitch with her 4 screaming kids in line at any Wal-mart. True story, I bought some cans of Spot-Shot (if you don't know what it is, google it, it's the best known upholstery cleaner on the planet!) I bought 25 can of that shit... ...Dumb trashy chick behind that counter asks: "Got a lot of cleaning to do?" I said: "No, this just shows how much I hate to come to fucking Wal-Mart!" (It's about a 3 year supply.)
First off, I didn't read your dumb ass post. Secondly, pissing yourself is common for people with a cholesterol rating of 968.
