Ransom note...

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  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Ransom note

    A blonde woman was having financial troubles
    so she decided to kidnap a Child and demand a ransom.
    She went to a local park, grabbed a little
    Boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note:

    "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the
    money.
    Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the
    park at? 7:00 AM." Signed, "The Blonde."

    She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to
    go
    Straight home.

    The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
    Brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

    Inside the bag with the cash was the following note:
    "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would ever do
    this to Another."
     
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    Mains Pobody's Nerfect

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    sounds like my ex
     
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    lol! Nice! Now, where's the redhead to extort money from both of them? :grin:
     
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