Reason # 212: Go out, find a willing vict,..er...,participant in a street race that is wheeling a big caliber vehicle, i.e. ZO6, Viper, ect. Tell em how quick ya heard their ride is. Challenge em to a go from a dig. Take the odds that they cannot wheel and will catch up to you by the next light. Picture perfect expression,no?
Nice pix Wade ... only you need to replace that hottie bent over the Merc with ... well, you know, hahaha!
Victims ignorance: They are big, heavy, slow jeeps with fancy wheels. Owners reason: They are big, heavy and haul ass with forged 20s.
I love my Jeep because it was so much more refined looking on the inside than the Charger SRT8. It actually looked like a $45k vehicle on the inside...not a $25k vehicle with nice seats and engine. I was trying to decide between a BMW 335i twin turbo and a Charger SRT8. I was disappointed with the overall refinement of the Charger for the price and I was going back to the BMW dealership to buy the 335, when the salesman asked if I would mind taking a look at the Jeep SRT8 before we left. The ride had me speechless. It was a total surprise. That pretty much sums up the Jeep to everyone who rides in it or gets beat by it. A total surprise.
Because it looks mean, sounds how you hope it sounds, feels better than you expect, and stop light to stop light, it is pretty hard to beat.
I love the look, the sound, the acceleration, and messing with unsuspecting victims. Pure sex I tell you!
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or, more rarely, oxymora) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. Oxymoron is a loanword from Greek oxy ("sharp" or "pointed") and moros ("dull"). Thus the word oxymoron is, by definition, an oxymoron. Oxymorons are a proper subset of the expressions called contradictions in terms. What distinguishes oxymorons from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept, such as "cruel to be kind". Oxymoron=Jeep SRT8 Its everything that it shouldn't be. You gotta love that!!! I mean it's a f&%king Jeep for $hit sake
