A glass of Wine, better than water?

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  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
    >>>
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    >>> As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
    >>> freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled
    >>> trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
    >>> each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
    >>> of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other
    >>> words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds).
    >>>
    >>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
    >>> tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
    >>> a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    >>>
    >>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
    >>> water and be full of shit
    >>>
    >>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
    >>> it as a public service.
     
  2. The_Main_Event

    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    I'd rather have a beer..
     
  3. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Bawhahahahahahhahaha!!!!

    Bring me a Guinness
    and a Marlot
     
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    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    you got that right!!
     
  5. Jred22

    Jred22 Sunday School Jones

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    [​IMG] FTW!!!!
     
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    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    I drink anything cold FTW!!
     
  7. Bud

    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    When I'm off the wagon I enjoy a good glass of wine!
     
  8. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    I think I heard that one before but still good! Nev, if water = poop I'd thought for sure you'd want a lifetime supply of Crystal Geyser, lol!!
     
  9. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    DAHAHAHAAHAHA! Good find!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :mouth:
     
  11. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    naaa im more of an Aquafina guy my self :rofl:







    but seriously the water i like to drink is back from the well on the Rez...
    yeah it comes out red and has some flakes but it sure does hit the spot!!