Post Whore Thread

All men think they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

 

Men do not get cellulite. Another point for g-d possibly being a man.

 

Men have an easier time shopping for a bathing suit. Women have two types: Depressing and More depressing! Men have two types: Nerdy and Not Nerdy.

 

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

 

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my g-d, I'm so embarrassed. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo!"

 

Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

 

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

 

If you are dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right if he only: a) got older b) got a new job or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a rude awakening. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

 

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get looser, baggier and longer.

 

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

 

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

 

When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

 

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

 

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice, voluntarily.

 

Most women are introspective. "Am I In Love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

 

If a man says "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't FORGET... he didn't LOSE your number... he didn't DIE! He just didn't want to call you.

 

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