Drinks that Show Personality

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

    PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




    PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

    THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid

    Wine:
    He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


    White Zinfandel: He's gay!
     
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    funny but true
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    so wats ur fav drink nevin?
    White Zinfandel???
     
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    All the guys on here are gay so thats all they drink
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    im gay to? :sorry:
     
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    what do u drink?
     
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    Beringer White Zin is my fave
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    nope Guinness, and Fat tire!!!
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    not
    White Zinfandel!!!!
    i drink cadillacs! bud light!
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    Fixed!!!!:pizza:
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    im the one who doesnt drink any and just wants to get laid hahahahaha
     
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    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    nope i prefer the woodie taste of a Marlot
     
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    i was going to let this one slide...



    but i cant...

    OH I BET YOU"D LIKE A WOODIE TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH!
     
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    a woodie???:erm:
     
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    come on guys get it right!!
     
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    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    Hmm, used to be midori sours, then either Irish or Mexican beer, now its just water... :doh:
     
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    That doesn't matter...you're still GAY!!!!!!!
     
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    Me...I like those creamy drinks. MMMMMMMMMMM