mexican word of the day: Highway...I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put on some make up cabrona! Mexican word of the day: Chair....I was going to going to eat my hot cheetos when my mom said you better CHAIR cabron! mexican word of the day: yellow...when my phone rings i says YELLOW? i get about 3 text messages a day with these..ill post em eachy time i get em..
Mexican Word of the Day" Today's Mexican word of the day is: Harassment: The teacher asked Paco to use "harassment" in a sentence. Paco smiles and says......... "Orale vato (homeboy)...Mi ruca (my girl) caught me in bed with my sancha (lover), pero ( but) that's okay porque (because) I told her that... HAR ASS MENT nothing to me."
There were three guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican. They had been travelling for days and were very, hungry. They came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits. While they were eating, the farmer came out and caught them. The farmer said, "Since I'm in a good mood today, I won't kill you... If you stuff 100 of your favorite fruit up your ass without laughing. The American was up first. He chose cherries as his favorite fruit. He got up to 78 and burst out laughing. So the farmer shot him with a shotgun. The Canadian was next and chose grapes. He got up to 92 but started laughing so the farmer killed him too. When the Canadian and the American arrived up in heaven, an angel asked them why they laughed. They both replied, "We saw the Mexican with watermelons."
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?" Carlos sign reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.' Jose says "No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars." Carlos says "So what does your sign say?" Jose shows Carlos his sign... It reads : 'I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico '
mexican word of the day: Bishop, me and my ruca went to the movies, she fell down and i had to pick the bishop!
