Taxes Can Kiss My @ss!!!!!

Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by grmreaper, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. grmreaper

    grmreaper RIP

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    just filed :( I hate the IRS
     
  2. 6.1luvr

    6.1luvr Baptized by Fire

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    Your ass Grim???...If it is the girl in the Yellow jumpsuit bending over I'll pucker up right now.:thumb2:
     
  3. grmreaper

    grmreaper RIP

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    they could of at least stuck a finger in my ass before rapeing me
     
  4. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    I know...imagine paying 13% tax on practically everything you buy. Welfare recipients who are able bodied both mentally and physically should be shuttled to pick tomatos here in Canada instead of bringing in migrant farm workers from Mexico and Jamaica to do it. But they just won't listen to me! lol..
     
  5. grmreaper

    grmreaper RIP

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    you pick tomatoes? always wondered how you could all those nice things, as us imigrants (me) are just scrapeing by
     
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  6. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    so can texas!
     
  7. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    You just filed??

    My return is already long since spent....
     
  8. grmreaper

    grmreaper RIP

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    when you OWE why pay right away
     
  9. grmreaper

    grmreaper RIP

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    must me nice!
    what's your address so I can send you a nice UP YOURS card.:tooth:
     
  10. DadsSRT8

    DadsSRT8 Crusin in Mag

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    Sorry Grm.. sounds like you owed them some.. to be filing this late.. buy some more parts and give them to me, then you can claim more write offs for next year..

    Ken
     
  11. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Just hang on for a little bit. Since Momo and Ryan haven't done much to plug the border we put up Burma Shave signs ALL the way North.
    "Field hands needed -- arrow (pointing North)"
    "Best pay ahead -- arrow"
    "No docs required -- arrow"
    "Free health care -- arrow"
    I think the front of the caravan is about 3/4 of the way there now.
     
  12. 1fastsedan

    1fastsedan Destroyer of Warranties

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    I feel for you Grm. I'm in the same boat, filed on Monday. Poor on Tuesday. I'd swear my entire raise went back to the government.
     
  13. hemi4me?

    hemi4me? 300CSRT8

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    Me too have to pay as well... Man I was so fn bummed too. F THEM...

    One other thing, Clove, is that 6.1 hemi logo way crooked or is it all the paint I have been sniffing tonight?
     
  14. BLACK1

    BLACK1 Head Monkey

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    I had to PAY 5-figures today.... :blowup:

    And I have NOTHING to show for it.... I wish there was a deduction for being COMPLETELY independant from the US government (no soc. sec., no medicare, no POLICE/DEA/Marshals...... ) Just pay for our fine Military, that are ACTUALLY working to keep us safe. :usflag: Thanks to all of our service men/women... the rest of the BASTARD Bureaucrats can SUCK A BIG ONE!!!!! :mad:
     
  15. King Savage

    King Savage Nasty Canasta

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    You guys need to bill my ex-wife.
    She:
    1. Lives in government subsidised housing designed for single mothers (i.e. $120/mo rent).
    2. Has zero percent custody of both of our kids.
    3. Lives with her newest husband (who she stabbed last Christmas and is not supposed to have any contact with) and together make $100k/yr in a state with no income tax and an extremely low cost of living.

    Take this situation times about 10 million others doing the same thing and voila'...we all pay for her 2008 Duramax and second big screen.

    A couple of years ago (yes, YEARS ago) I made a couple of phone calls about this apparent disparity and it wasn't 5 minutes before my ex-wife was ringing me and telling me what a prick I was for trying to "wreck" her life. No racket going on there...
     
  16. 6.1luvr

    6.1luvr Baptized by Fire

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    WOW!:surprise:
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    We're a tad different since we deal with the Mexican/Jamaican consulates and ship them up here legally. Many of the able bodied welfarites here in Canada (exempting Aboriginals...they have their own issues)...will NOT do this kind of work and this is fact. After all, you mostly work in fields or greenhouses, have free board, food and Sundays off not to mention free health care, yet their only concern on 'payday' is getting a cab in time to make it to the beer store or their local weed dealer. It's a sad state of affairs when one of the most sophisticated westernized nations in the world is also one faced with the highest taxation.
     
  18. Danko

    Danko New Member

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    Complaining is not enough. Who did you vote for? Did they do your bidding? Did they represent your wishes? If not, please consider voting for someone else and remember there are more than the two big gov't parties to choose from. Choosing the lesser of two evils still gives you evils. As far as returns go, I am upset with myself for getting money back this year. That means I gave Uncle Sam an interest-free loan and my checks were smaller than they should have been. I like to owe a few hundred every year and that means my checks are bigger and Uncle Sam has given ME an interest-free loan. Adjusting your W-4 form can have less tax taken out of your paychecks.
     
  19. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Man I thought you said Texas-LOL
     
  20. DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    damn curtis i want your job buddy.

    my uncle in oregon had to go through that. seems he wasnt paying enough taxes on his small business and the irs found out later....just double and then add a few thousand here and there to the numbers above.

    his children are grown though but he still pays for his ex wife i believe.

    i also had to pay a few thousand....and by few i mean almost 9k. im da broke again!!!