Momo's World of Haiku!

you will regret that
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 FUCK YOU
1, 2, 3, EAT SHIT

 

what if you'll be my
mistress, how would it make you feel,
i hope like a hoe..

 

like a skanky hoe
just the way i like to feel
i have no morals

 

markus your dirty
i gave you a STD hoe
happy birthday sucker!

 

you should worry bout
the std's i gave you
it has 4 letters

 

5-8-6,total fail

 

i wonder wat it
is? 4 letters, give me a
hint, pretty please

 

markus tu eres una
puta de a dollar barrata
ablas espanol?

 

a to the i to
the d to the s. my gift
to you for butt sex

 

wow markus! thats a
gift of a life time! thank you!
thats why your my hoe

 

lets see that get beat
now we can go get treatment
together. yay lou!

 

yay! can kym come to?
ill bring my super cool watch along
is that ok markus?

 

sure, its up to her
we dont want to give her "gifts"
dont know what to say

 

took me a total
five minutes to look for this i hope
you enjoy it markus

 

hahahahaha
i like the boner haiku
it shows what i do

 

your nasty! lol next time can i help?

 

please do

 

Brilliant use of Haiku. Nominated for best overall Haiku in the thread.

 

tango yankee victor mike