Subject: Test for Smart People

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  1. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    Some of you will do better than others...


    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.




















    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
    things in an overly complicated way.








    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
    refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
    the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
    through the repercussions of your previous actions.






















    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    Attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?




























    Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
    You just put him in there.? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you
    did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
    more chance to show your true abilities.

















    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?































    Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
    been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.










    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
    preschoolers got several correct answers.
     
  2. Hemi@last

    Hemi@last Stil Quik

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    So is the giraffe at the meeting or not:)
     
  3. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol Shit, I am still trying to figure out how the Elephant fit in the refrig...
     
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    1fastsedan Destroyer of Warranties

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    I got 2 right!!!! What does that mean? Probably that I'm legally insane or something like that...
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    so you dont put the giraffe and the elephant into a wood chipper?
     
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    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    this test is for people far less intelligent then us....."ley people"
     
  7. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    it never said anything about the size of these animals...maybe they were just very small!
     
  8. ntw0rk

    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    I got the last one right!:grin:
     
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    cherbear Supporting Member

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    Those are great. Its been a while since I have seen those questions.
     
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    cherbear Supporting Member

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    OK so I just asked my co workers and they got them all wrong!
     
  11. 1bad4dr

    1bad4dr Mr. Meany

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    lol
     
  12. master_1011

    master_1011 The Man.

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    I got the third one right......
     
  13. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    becasue the size of the fridge was never mentioned, so in simple terms, should not be considered an obstacle...... heheheheh
     
  14. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    Can you remember which two? or wasn't the memory question one of them...
     
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    1fastsedan Destroyer of Warranties

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    #2 and #4, I try to learn from my mistakes.