so ive decided that im taking my own life

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  1. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    this is why i love you guys so much! btw wade, fat?
     
  2. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Marky, Momo raises a most valid point here....but I must amend this some. Death would be better than the last point he brought up. That is, you want someone wiping your ass for you for the rest of your life and feeding you through a tube. Isn't their a local bum you can pay to try this for you taht you can video tape? LOL...just kidding of course. Oh, although you may enjoy the free butt-wiping, think of the no sex with the Linzenator or any other female for the rest of your life thing. I know you're joking anyways...at least I hope you are buttmunch.
     
  3. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    if anybody that has warned me has done triple digits on the highway, feel free to stop. nobody (that i know of) has died from a backflip. if they have, sucks to be their ass, they shouldnt have tried it. i wish i still had my 1st set of sapi plates to show you guys. 2 AK rounds to the stomach. 4 broken ribs and a bent rib cage. that was on my 2nd deployment, im now going on my 5th. i dunno if you knew this but im invincible...hello? if ive pounded momo's arse and havent gotten his std's then im pretty much untouchable.
     
  4. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Sorry:bye: I meant muscle bound hunk of loving man aka your basic :pleasantry:chip n dale playboy. It would be like Nevin trying to get back on his tricycle and go drifting in the streets just not gonna come out good
     
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    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Refer to post #3 for added protection:zorro:
     
  6. markus

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    im a skinny little pussy now. havent really eatin too much in the past couple weeks. nor have i gone to the gym in about 3-4 weeks.
     
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  7. Kevan

    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    Markus- I've been shot (in the face), stabbed, and done well over 150mph.
    None of those things involved me getting inverted.
     
  8. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    oh i cant wait to see this hahahaha...i want HI DEF video of this....
     
  9. markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    have you eve walked on your hands?
     
  10. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Impressive list! OK, do it. But don't expect a Hallmark!

    There's alot of guys on here that have been on their knees!
     
  11. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Dude you need to do this with your girlfriend on the back!
     
  12. The ///Man

    The ///Man ME>GOD!

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    If you die can I have your stuff?
     
  13. Mag 8

    Mag 8 How's it goin', eh?

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    Different rig, I know, but...

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1DiHmoNId4[/media]
     
  14. HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Everyone has to get off the gear eventually lol. Well, not everyone...most everyone.
     
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    Reacher SRTFIED

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    Just

    Doooo it. :) Enjoy it. Don't fark it up ffs. And don't give up, no one loves a quitter!

    So it's dangerous ... so is a street race, and we put a lot more prep into offroad vehicle stunts than we do into racing lambos in traffic down I-5 on the way to spring fling :prop: :usflag: ... just use your due diligence and don't fark it up! :stretcher:
     
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    thank you sir i couldnt have said it better myself!!!:clap:
     
  17. Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Reacher bro, not to get off track here but it's Markus's thread and he don't give a shiat, I notice in your sig you have the Hennessey intake, what are your thoughts on it?? Someone on the OC was asking if anyone had it and what they thought about it but no one's replied. I'm curious too and have been looking but you're the first I've noticed with it. So do you like it or what?? Any pix?? You on the OC, maybe you could post up over there if you get a chance.
     
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    ideo!!!!!!!!
     
  19. Roz-SRT10

    Roz-SRT10 I Wish You Were Beer

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    . . . . Just don't forget to finish off with a no-handed-lander. :rockon:
     
  20. MotherMopar

    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    I agree... that way there'll be two less buttplunging dardevils out there to victimize us normal folk.