so ive decided that im taking my own life

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  1. markus

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    u are crazy
     
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    just be sure to wear protection

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    I recommend the magnum twister
     
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    amen sister
    i dont know what all those things are but ill be wearing a jersey and pants.
     
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    they go on your head for protection.........
     
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    ntw0rk Puesto en miniatura puta

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    Yeah, let's hope for the first one...


    where will you be attempting this? A place where people already perform such feats?
     
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    I agree with Srt-4Chick....u r crazy.........not worth a broken neck.. or worse..........:stretcher:
     
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    you mean like shoes but for your head?
     
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    The ///Man ME>GOD!

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    like this [media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z4gohmeqU_U[/media]
     
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    at a pit. landing ramp is sugar sand...alot more forgiving on retards that let go while upside down.

    not crazy, an idiot.

    ohh okay so if i do that ill be okay!
     
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    yes like shoes but for ur head...........
     
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    It acts as a cushion
     
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    and a diaper in case you let go.

    Damn dude looks fun but make sure you hold on tight.
     
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    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Dude, make sure someone gets it on video! ..lol. You're a crazy idiot...I love it.
     
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    of course, i document all my idiocies (wish i could post some). ill make sure he keeps it going till the ambulance leaves!:dunno2:
     
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    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    If you die, can I have your car?

    Don't you have a foam pit you can practice with first?
     
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    sure, ill give u the quad too, you just gotta wash the blood off yourself.
    no foam pit, just sugar sand.
     
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    Foam doesn't help too much and neither does sugar sand when you have a quad land on your head from 20ft+
     
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    Your fatass will never make the flip I call for complete and utter failure whats the nearest hospital so I can advance a "I TOLD YOU SO" card:bottom:
     
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    MotherMopar The One, The Only... MOMO

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    Markus. STOP. Think about this for a second.

    Are you going to gain any fame, fortune or something of value by doing this?

    Let's weigh risk vs. reward.

    I understand getting a thrill by doing something dangerous... but unless you're an expert...

    Let's say it works. Great! You're a local hero and have proven something to yourself. If it doesn't work... well, there's a laundry list of bad shit that can happen, including death.

    IMO: Not worth it. You're not 18 anymore my man.

    On the other hand... fuck it. Go for it. But don't come on here drueling on the keyboard and typing with a mouth held stylus as you sit in a wheel chair if the shit hits the fan. This scenario will only lead us to bash you without mercy.

    *Chris: you may get some leg business outta this!