Word to the wise...

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.' :grin:

---from an email I got today

 

If you give her money she'll give you a closet full of shoes purchased at 1/2 off on sale.

 

Give me money I'll invest it or at least put it in savings... :happy:

But yeah, not everyone's like that...

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats good stuff Tam hahahahaha

 

nice...

 

nice tam!!!

buy her car parts and she'll bitch and complaine but her car will be faster!!! then say she loves it!!

 

What do you get if you give her a wedding ring?

 

Give her divorce papers, she'll give you freedom?!?!?!?!:hug:

 

LOL!! My wife and I dug that a lot! Thanks for a good laugh, Tam!!
Chase

 

Good one Tam...and a lot of truth to it..:happy:

 

Words of wisdom... I need to write these down

 

Haha, that's pretty good Tam, I have to FULLY AGREE with Dave's add-on too!! I KNOW THAT ONE FOR A FACT!!! Hahahahaha!

 

I do NOT understand the shoe thing, but then I have to wear comfy shoes to avoid infection and amputation. That and girly shoes suck for performance driving!

 

I don't get it either, she has two tiny little feet but 35 thousand pairs of shoes! The worst part is they're ALL OVER our bedroom, doh!