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Discussion in 'The SRTConnection Lounge' started by markus, Feb 26, 2008.

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  1. Feb 26, 2008 #1
    markus

    markus Silver Supporting Members

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    So today a friend mine (Jonesey from lxforums) and myself were driving in my car back to my house. We were on a main street going through a little town; a "village" if you will, when we notice two little youngins (a boy and a girl) walking on the sidewalk. Musta just gotten off the bus, couldnt have been more then 5 or 6 years old. We were stuck at a red light and the kids were right beside my car. My friend gives me the "no balls" look. Hey roger that. ESP off. Kids get right by rear quarterpanel, I give them a nice half second or so of WOT; just enough for them to get the full effect of the evil roar. Little girl SCREAMS at the top of her lungs, like she just ran in to Freddy Kruger and they took off. It was HI-LAR-I-OUS, I almost pee'd myself. Then I thought to myself "Mark, you ARE the man. You showed those kids!".
     
  2. Feb 26, 2008 #2
    Goats

    Goats God of skittles

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    Roflmao
     
  3. Feb 26, 2008 #3
    JMatt

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    Oh sure - you can frighten a 6 year old little girl.

    But the first time you run up against a 7 and 8 year old, they'll take your lunch money and make you cry.


    Bwaaaaaaa hahahahahahah!
     
  4. Feb 26, 2008 #4
    markus

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    i see 7yr olds, i turn the other way and run!
     
  5. Feb 26, 2008 #5
    HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    You're mean! lol
     
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    ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    LOL! Picking on little girls! :rofl:
     
  7. Feb 27, 2008 #7
    DRKNE55

    DRKNE55 The Badguy

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    lol, dude you got beat up a lot when you were a kid huh?
     
  8. Feb 27, 2008 #8
    LegMaker

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    he is still getting his ass kicked....... why do you think he is being mean to little girls....

    side note: if the story is indeed real (not saying it isn't markus), is it me, or does it seem strange that 5 - 6 year old kids are walking alone after getting off the bus???? i assume school bus..... still, in todays day and age, i just can't imagine kid under the age of 10 walking alone on the streets?????? especially with the likes of markus and the rest of the VI roaming around.....hehehehehhe
     
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    OMSRT8

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    I don't think that we should be blaming this on Markus, it was his buddy that egged him on.
     
  10. Feb 27, 2008 #10
    Begood

    Begood Mopar's kick Ass!

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    This post is too freekin funny.:rofl2:

    Bill.
     
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    BTDAN

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    This little girl was giving me lip one day and I knocked her right out of her wheel chair. Lol
     
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    HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    OMGROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Stretch

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    It's not his fault guys... it's the roids!
     
  14. Feb 27, 2008 #14
    markus

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    well i cant pick on little boys id get my azz kicked
    he's right. wedgies, lunch money taken, the like. day in and day out. about you side note: where i live is like mayberry. we have farm museums, the fire house was built in the 1700's and we dont have stores, we have local shops.
    yeah, him and the voices that tell me to burn things
    dan i ran into that same bitch, now you know why she's in the wheelchair!!!
    i wish! if i was still living in your neck of the woods id be juiced up 24/7!
     
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    StevoSRT

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    he scared the little girl...then picked up the little boy to give him some "jesus juice" hahahaha...

    Mark, you cant pick up little chicks like that in the car...you need candy and stuff...same way you get the boys! hahahaha
     
  16. Feb 27, 2008 #16
    CentralTexHemi

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    Why afraid one might be yours:harhar:
     
  17. Feb 27, 2008 #17
    markus

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    nah none of them were arab looking.:thongue2:
     
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    HEMISFEAR

    HEMISFEAR Ur Friendly Canadian

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    Oh man, this thread is hilarious...you guys are clowns fo sho! lmfao! Especially you!
     
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    nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    your just lucky that little girl didnt kick you :moon:
    and just decided to run
     
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    Cheatek

    Cheatek SRT once, SRT always

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    Markus, I've very disapointed in you, this is not proper poho/vi behavior. :gtfoslap: LOL!!
     
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