When GOD created cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN GOD MADE COPS
> >
> >When the Lord was creating cops, he was into his sixth
> >day of overtime when
> >an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of
> >fiddling around on this
> >one."
> >
> >And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this
> >order? A peace officer
> >has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the
> >dark, scale walls,
> >enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and
> >not wrinkle his
> >uniform."
> >
> >"He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day
> >on a stakeout, cover
> >a homicide scene that night, canvass the neighborhood
> >for witnesses, and
> >testify in court the next day."
> >
> >"He has to be in top physical condition at all times,
> >running on black
> >coffee and half-eaten meals.
> >And he has to have six pairs of hands."
> >
> >The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs
> >of hands... no way."
> >
> >"It's not the hands that are causing me problems,"
> >said the Lord, "it's the
> >three pairs of eyes an officer has to have."
> >
> >"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
> >
> >The Lord nodded. One pair that sees through a bulge in
> >a pocket before he
> >asks, "May I see what's in there, sir?" (When he
> >already knows and wishes
> >he'd taken that accounting job.) "Another pair here in
> >the side of his head
> >for his partners' safety. And another pair of eyes
> >here in front that can
> >look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say,
> >'You'll be all right ma'am,'
> >when he knows it isn't so."
> >
> >"Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and
> >work on this
> >tomorrow."
> >
> >"I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that
> >can talk a 250 pound
> >drunk into a patrol car without incident and feed a
> >family of five on a
> >civil service paycheck."
> >
> >The angel circled the model of the peace officer very
> >slowly, "Can it
> >think?" she asked.
> >
> >"You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the
> >elements of a hundred crimes;
> >recite Miranda warnings in its sleep; detain,
> >investigate, search, and
> >arrest a gang member on the street in less time than
> >it takes five learned
> >judges to debate the legality of the stop ... and
> >still it keeps its sense
> >of humor. This officer also has phenomenal personal
> >control. He can deal
> >with crime scenes painted in hell, coax a confession
> >from a child abuser,
> >comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the
> >daily paper how law
> >enforcement isn't sensitive to the rights of criminal
> >suspects."
> >
> >Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across
> >the cheek of the
> >peace officer. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I
> >told you that you were
> >trying to put too much into this model."
> >
> >"That's not a leak," said the Lord, "it's a tear."
> >
> >"What's the tear for?" asked the angel.
> >
> >"It's for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades,
> >for commitment to that
> >funny piece of cloth called the American flag, for
> >justice."
> >
> >"You're a genius," said the angel.
> >
> >The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," he
> >said.
> >
> >Author Unknown

 

Good one Ryan! I got pulled over yesterday and the officer let me off because I was in the military. I would have told the story sucked if I had received a ticket! LOL