Walks into a bar

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says" You'll have to leave, we don't serve food here."





    Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.






    A pair of jumper cables go into a bar. The bartender says"you can come in, but don't start anything."
     
  2. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    Oh, oh I got one...


    What do women and spaghetti have in common?
     
  3. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl:the answers has to do with either slimmy or slippery.
     
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    DeaconSRT8 I'm a Wheelopath

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    That's easy:
    They both feel good in my ass!!
     
  5. StevoSRT

    StevoSRT Moderator

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    A guy walks into a bar.......ow....


    Two guys walk into a bar....you think one woulda seen it....


    haaaaaaaardy har har
     
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    Cam Management up n smoke

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    BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!



    It's rare I'm left speachless...................but damn................TMI.............:ilovesrtc:
     
  7. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    Nope...


    WAY TMI!!! :getlost:
     
  8. DeaconSRT8

    DeaconSRT8 I'm a Wheelopath

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    What?????

    Just me? :bottom: <--- That's a noodle by the way...hee hee hee.
     
  9. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    LMFAO ok so what is it jason???
     
  10. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    I'm just building the suspense...



































































    They both wiggle when you eat them.:p
     
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  11. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    LMFAO i was close.
     
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    haha thats good