these are good!!

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  1. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

    JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

    STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

    SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

    DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

    CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

    JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

    The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
     
  2. ChargerGirl

    ChargerGirl Mama / DB Geek / Driver

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    I got one...

    My mother's older sister is a dyed in the wool, feminist, men are inferior type liberal. So she wasn't super-thrilled about having a baby boy. Cut to a few years later, when little guy is all talkative and learning about body parts and all that. While she's waiting in line with him in the grocery check out, he stands up in his seat and says quite loudly: "I LOVE my penis!!" My aunt was so embarrassed she grabbed him and her purse and walked out, leaving the cart loaded with groceries behind. :rofl:
     
  3. nevinsrt

    nevinsrt Getaway driver for hire

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    WBSRT Full Access Member

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    The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'[/QUOTE]


    BUTT DUST, LMAO :dribble:
     
  5. loxmith

    loxmith Recovering Post Whore...

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  6. StevoSRT

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    OH SHIT! hahahahahahahaha

    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wait till he gets older!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. The_Main_Event

    The_Main_Event Creme de la Creme

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    hahahahaahahaahahaha thats great
     
  8. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Good ones!