"Counting all the Assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone..." lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV7aM32Jur8
You're right, you're not the only one. But you are the one at the lectern with the microphone leading the how-to...:hug:
I woulda suggested this one...but i suppose that fits you better LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY