Stankornado Twin Screw

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  1. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    SEE IT AT THE SPP SEMA BOOTH THIS YEAR!!!

    Due to public pressure we have decided to drop our single screw Stankornado and we are now offering a twin screw style!!!

    "STANKORNADO Twin Screw Charger -- 3 Diameter x 1.5 Height, An Elegant, Economical Air Management System, A Non-Moving Turbine Shaped Device with Unique Airflow Dynamics That Creates A Fast Burn Effect!!

    Our Price: $59.98 Your Price $5,999.
    Taking Preorders for a massive Group Buy only here at the SRTConnection. Give us half down now and we PROMISE delivery one of these days!!:whistle:

    Call and ask for Part Number: STANK57KI75MFR#: KI75"STANKORNADO FUEL/ Twin Screw -- 3 Diameter x 1.5 Height.
    A "WORLD" patent pending, Economical Air Management System, A Non-Moving Turbine Shaped Device With Highly Engineered, Unique Airflow Dynamics That Creates A Fast Burn Effect In The Combustion Chamber Resulting In 5-6lbs boost with Improved Airflow And A More Efficient Combustion! A slight detonation and rattle may results but dont worry especially if your engine is under warranty!

    Tuning is a snap!! If your engine doesnt snap first!!:eek:oh:

    Recent contact with the FBI, AQMD, EPA, BAR, SEC, State Attorney General, California Franchise Tax Board, Hooters and the IRS Confirmed Increase In Gas Mileage By 5 To 7 Miles Per Gallon and just GOBS of Power, No Maintenance Necessary, Easy 3-Step Installation Only Takes 10 Minutes, this is a true "bolt on" and maintenance free!!!! Includes Full Color Installation Instruction with nice pictures. We have all kinds of pictures!!!

    You will sleep better at night knowing you also get the Stanko Limited Lifetime Warranty"

    California says no way but we will provide 50 State Legal Pending stickers from our copy machine!!!

    Applications are available for the Challenger, 330cc Jeep and Volkswagen bug!! We think it will fit Veeper, B&W, Mercades, Rools Royce, AstiMartin.

    Fit Note: "Install On Exit Port Resonator Box, Be Certain That Unit Is Tightly Fitted Inside Intake Hose, Should Not Block Any Vacuum Or Blow By Hose In Any Way, IMPROPERLY FITTED UNIT Could Slip, Cause Dangerous Open Throttle Condition or Detonation!!

    Disclaimer: All the above is only an opinion.
     
  2. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    This installs in the exhaust right? Should it go before or after the cats?
     
  3. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    After the cats!!!...lol!!
     
  4. LegMaker

    LegMaker LMI - LegMakerIntakes

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    where do i pay!!!!!
     
  5. Trojan

    Trojan Trillions Bro! Right on!

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    Awesome news Steve on another Stanko Breakthru!!!:thanks:,
    If I by 2 units can I get a discount? What are the estimated HP gains?
    Also do you recommend I get a whole new CMR tune once the STANKORNADO is installed.
     
  6. Quick

    Quick Mgmt. - I can't help you

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    I see it now that I've downloaded the manual. It says "additional gains will be seen if they're installed at least 12 feet downstream of the cats". Do you provide the exhaust extensions? and can they be included in the group buy?
     
  7. Bud

    Bud GG EVO IX MR

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    It looks like you might be able to beat the I-Charger and Hopzilla release dates! You better watch out for RDP, SMS, and PPP (if/when they announce) as they are all supposedly bringing twin screws to the table! Hopefully you can get enough pre-orders to beat them to the punch!
     
  8. MOL

    MOL SHOW & PERFORMANCE

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    if these go after the cats then you copied this idea from zommers and you will not be able to sell them for fear of being sued. lol
     
  9. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    We only take cash! ssshhhhh.....:sweat:
     
  10. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    Exhaust extensions and exhaust intercoolers are optional. Those are $1,500 for extensions and $1,700 for the exhaust intercooler.....lol!!

    Of course all this is only an opinion.
     
  11. NetNathan

    NetNathan Not the Momma

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    They may be small enough to make a quad-screw.
    You can get twice the HP gain that you saw with only 2.
     
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  12. Stretch

    Stretch Silver Supporting Members

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    Momo, check the MMP legal office.... we might have a copyright infringement here...
     
  13. CentralTexHemi

    CentralTexHemi PUNISHER

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    Put me down for 2 sets Stanko and as an avid user of your snake oil products I can only imagine the increase in performance that I will get!!

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  14. JEEP_SRT8

    JEEP_SRT8 Life is good!

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    do i need a new tune if i pick one up? this is probley a good thing for the heads? lol
     
  15. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    Lets put the screw to you!?!?!?! LMAO!!!

    That is hilarious!! I just might use that slogan in the future!!
     
  16. sgtstanko

    sgtstanko Want to go FASTER!!!

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    BUMP for this great product!!!
     
  17. SRT8Girl12

    SRT8Girl12 Full Access Member

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    Oh Lord....
     
  18. Kevan

    Kevan SRT-10 Owner

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    I expect to see you at SEMA with a booth next to the DEI/i-DEI guy.
    That'll be awesome!

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    (No joke folks. Those are real drawings submitted by a real Corvette owner.)